John being creative.
I almost wrote “with Jigsaw” just to annoy people. Aparently if someone makes that mistake it’s completely okay for others to reblog the picture with kind corrections like “omg people are fucking retarded” and “some people shouldn’t be allowed to be alive” (and yeah, I’ve seen both)…
“Live or die, make your choice.”
Definitely what I want to say to that fucking neighbor that’s been shouting in the staircase for about 25 minutes. STFU, obviously the person on the phone with you HATES you and that’s why they’re being a bitch! So just GTFO from the staircase or I’ll have John slap you in the face openpalmed and you’ll just fall over and die! Then he’ll piss in your hair. It’s how he rolls.